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In addition to photos, we have amassed several sound files you can download for your listening pleasure.
PA #1- "Attention campers! Arts and crafts has been canceled due to bad taste. All junior girls are now junior boys, and Nurse DiMarco says that the raccoon fever epidemic is officially over. Hey you, on the water skiis . . ."
PA #2 - "Attention campers! This is killer bee season in the North Woods so don't provoke any flying yellow things, you're just asking for trouble."
PA #3- "Attention! Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was Veal, I repeat, Veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
PA #4- "Important announcement! Some hunters have been seen in the woods near the Piney Ridge Trail, and the Fishing and Game Commission has raised the Kill Limit on campers to 3. So if you're hiking today please wear somthing bright and keep low. Good Luck!"
More Good Stuff . . .
By popular demand, the Tripper "It just doesen't matter" speech!
It Just Doesn't Matter (.wav) - 1.68MB
Tripper (Bill Murray): "He's a sex machine."
Wendy: "Are your kidding me."
Tripper: "Well, I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning."
Tripper: "But the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer uh during sexual awareness week. We import 200 hookers from around the world. And each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and $2000 cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. And the winner of course will be named the king of sexual awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends."
Spaz: "What's cookin' good lookin'?"
Girl Camper: "Your fly's undone. (laugh)"
Tripper: "Hey Spaz, I was watchin' you out there. Looked like you had a chance there for a second."
Tripper: "I'll get ‘em with this Swiss army knife. The Swiss trained me to kill and I will do it. I will grab these guys by the neck, take the toothpick and stick it right in between there teeth."
Tripper: "Roxanne, I have what doctors call very active glands. Your the only person I've told. My parents don't even know."
Roxanne (Kate Lynch): "Well maybe you can have surgery without them knowing."
Tripper: "Awwwohhh! Heck with surgery, (banging on the walls) Let's wrestle!"
Tripper: "Did you read in the paper today about the polish terrorist."
A kid: "No"
Tripper: "Yeh a Tragedy. They sent the guy to blow up a car and the guy burns his mouth on the tailpipe."
Tripper: "Attention, there is a very fat pair of pants hanging on the flagpole this morning."
Tripper: "I want you guys to go out there and protect your balls at any cost."
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